brititsh:

when you tell your friends a joke and no one laughs
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nic0tine-kisses:

I love this so much that it actually makes me feel a genuine sense of happiness

nic0tine-kisses:

I love this so much that it actually makes me feel a genuine sense of happiness


liftedandgiftedd:

if you didn’t leave a handprint on the booty then did you really smack it


laughingsquid:

Little Girl Dressed as Marvel Comics Legend Stan Lee

laughingsquid:

Little Girl Dressed as Marvel Comics Legend Stan Lee


assiest:

sex-doesnt-alarm-me:

assiest:

i am 41 cheetos tall 

Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos?

we were out of doritos 


sherlockwh0:

I have class in 3 hours but I can’t sleep what should I do I’m gonna look like a zombie tomorrow help

talk to your friend matheus he looks like a cool guy


prejaculate:

i can’t hang out tomorrow i’m too busy doing nothing alone sorry